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LAW & ORDER IS BEING SOOOO IGNORANT RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T HANDLE IT.

I'M GO'INNA MY ROOM.

It's hilarious to watch a show when I do not slash anyone in it, but the writers clearly do.

Just bought my plane ticket for this nonsense. I am sooooooooooooo poor and sooooooooooooo excited. XD

K, so I fell behind on Supernatural last season, and I still haven't caught up. This whole summer I thought I only had, like, five episodes left to watch before I'd be all caught up, but I just checked the episode list, and I have half of season 5 to watch. Soooo... I should get on that before Wincon. /sheepish

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is (for me) the kind of escapism that makes the real world harder to deal with, not easier. If netflix had any kind of conscience it would have cut me off, like, 8 episodes back.

Also:

Dear The Other Guys,
          Fuck you. A car that came with dental dams would be awesome.

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If you didn't want me to stay up this late, Universe, you shouldn't have made IT Crowd and That Mitchell and Webb Look available on instant watch.

Matthew Gray Gubler said the word "theater" with a long a, causing 98% of my previously intense attraction to him to fuck off out the window.* Truly, I now have no reason to continue watching this show.

But I probably will. I think they put cocaine in it or something.

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Dear Criminal Minds,

You're a terrible show, and all your fanfiction is rated PG. What little porn there is is so vanilla it makes 7th Heaven look like Spartacus: Blood and Sand. It makes Twilight look like The Story of O. It makes cream of wheat taste spicy. There is nothing to hold me here.

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